Do you own an awesome ugly Christmas sweater? I own one. By one, I mean a handful. And by a handful, I mean about a dozen.
Now you’re probably wondering why I own so many different ugly Christmas sweaters. Did my mom swaddle me in ugly Xmas sweaters as a baby? Is it some sort of freaky fetish I have? I dunno. Maybe?!? (Great, now I’ll have to psychoanalyze myself. There goes my evening.)
Mostly, I just like messing with people. 🙂 And at Christmas time, there’s no easier way than to show up at a Christmas party (or the neighbors or the grocery store) wearing something outrageously horrendous. Or, if you really want to crank things up a notch, check out this post with totally inappropriate ugly Christmas sweaters that are definitely NOT mom approved.
The ultimate ugly Xmas sweater is always a huge hit and a great way to make people laugh. Sometimes a smile is all people need this time of year. After all, there are so many other things to stress about when it comes to preparing for the holidays: setting up the Christmas tree, stringing up Christmas lights, fighting shopping crowds, figuring out what to get that one person who is sooo hard to shop for, finding a freaking Hatchimal that doesn’t cost two arms, a leg, and your liver, sending Christmas cards, worrying about potential family feuds, finances, and the list goes on and on.
Forget all that! Christmas should be FUN!
So around this time every year, I pick out a new ugly Christmas sweater and retire an old one. I donate them or give them away to people in need. I get to update my wardrobe, and someone else gets a comfy sweater to not only stay warm, but also spread some holiday cheer to everyone who sees it. It’s a win-win.
And thus, the search begins. Look at these awesome ugly Xmas sweaters I’ve found so far. It will be tough to choose, but I think one lucky vomiting Christmas unicorn might find a new home in my closet this year. I also hear a Bikini Sasquatch calling my name…”Derek. Deeerek. Deeeeeeerek.”
On This Page You'll Find
- Ugly Xmas Sweaters With Tattoos
- Ugly Sweaters For Christmas – Sasquatch
- Ugly Tacky Christmas Sweater Ideas – Coconut Bra
- Ugly Christmas Vacation Sweater – Why Is The Carpet All Wet, Todd?
- Ugly Inappropriate Christmas Sweater
- Ugly Christmas Sweaters – Baby Jesus In The Lion King
- Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater – Vomiting Unicorn
- Ugly Christmas Santa Sweater
- Ugly Reindeer Christmas Sweater
- Ugly Horse Christmas Sweater
- Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater
Ugly Xmas Sweaters With Tattoos

Ugly Sweaters For Christmas – Sasquatch

Ugly Tacky Christmas Sweater Ideas – Coconut Bra

Ugly Christmas Vacation Sweater – Why Is The Carpet All Wet, Todd?
I Found This Alex Stevens Men’s Wet Carpet Todd Ugly Christmas Sweater Here – If you’re not a fan of the movie Christmas Vacation, then this ugly Xmas sweater won’t make any sense. If you are, then you’ll realize just how perfect it really is!Ugly Inappropriate Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas Sweaters – Baby Jesus In The Lion King

Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater – Vomiting Unicorn
I Found This Blizzard Bay Men’s Vomiting Unicorn Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater Here – Crikey! Here we have the rare vomiting Christmas unicorn that doubles as both an incredibly ugly light up Christmas sweater and also a teaching demonstration to show your kids what happens when you eat too much candy.

Ugly Christmas Santa Sweater
I Found This Alex Stevens Men’s 8 Bit Santa Holiday Sweater Here – Chaos and confusion! My eyes have NO IDEA where to focus on this thing. Seriously, it’s been 10 minutes and the Santas are starting to dance.Ugly Reindeer Christmas Sweater
I Found This Blizzard Bay Men’s Flashy Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater Here – Combine a nearly naked flexing reindeer man with an atrocious background and you get one super ugly Christmas sweater. Who thinks of this stuff? Seriously, who?Ugly Horse Christmas Sweater
I Found This Red Alex Stevens Men’s Happy Holidays Horse Ugly Christmas Sweater Here – The look on this horse’s face is exactly how people will look at you if you wear this ugly Xmas sweater out on the town. Brilliant!Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater
I Found This Blizzard Bay Men’s Neon Candles And Things Ugly Christmas Sweater Here – Stop staring! Those are candles. You perv! 😉
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