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Feisty Pets Review – Utterly Adorable Stuffed Animal Plushes That Will Scare The Bejesus Out Of You

Feisty Pets Review - Cute And Deadly Plush Animals - Cuddle Me If You Dare

I’ve always wanted to write about stuffed animals.  I just never knew the day would come when I would write a review about psychotic bunny rabbits, demented polar bears, or kooky insane monkeys.  And yet, here I am.  THAT day has come!

Now before you continue, I must warn you.  Reading the rest of this Feisty Pets review comes at your own risk.  I take no responsibility for lost arms, torn clothes, or nightmares.

Feisty Pets Review – The Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde Of Stuffed Animal Plushes

The William Mark Corporation, the makers of the popular Air Swimmers, has a line of adorably terrifying stuffed animals called Feisty Pets.  The Feisty Pets plush animals look so innocent and sweet, like they just need lots of hugs and snuggles.  I mean, look at that face.  Awwww…

Feisty Pets Santa Bear Ebeneezer Claws Stuffed Attitude Animal Plush

But then O-M-G!  You give them a little squeeze behind the ears, and something happens…

It’s like you just poured a gallon of gas onto a raging inferno.  Suddenly, your sweet little Feisty Pet is indistinguishable from a horrific tsunami that destroys everything in its path.  It’s that look you get when you arrive at work and there’s NO COFFEE!

But don’t take my word for it.  See for yourself…

Feisty Pets Christmas Santa Bear - Ebeneezer Claws Stuffed Animal

YIKES!!!
I tried to warn you these things are batshit crazy, but you just wouldn’t listen, would you? 😉

As the makers describe them…

“No creature illustrates the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde qualities of animals better than Feisty Pets!  Those cute and cuddly plush animals turn deadly when just a squeeze of the head reveals shifty eyes and sharp teeth!”

Feisty Pets Names

The creators try to warn you about what you’re getting yourself into with the names of these stuffed animals.  But you’ll probably be so mesmerized by their cute faces and sad little “I need a hug” eyes that you’ll run right through THAT stop sign!

Feisty Pets Santa Bear – Ebeneezer Claws

Feisty Pets Christmas Santa Bear Found Here

Feisty Pets Bear – Sir Growls-A-Lot

Feisty Pets Teddy Bear Found Here

Feisty Pets Cat – Princess Pottymouth

Feisty Pets Striped Cat Found Here

Feisty Pets Panda – Black Belt Bobby

Feisty Pets Panda Bear Found Here

Feisty Pets Black Cat – Katy Cobweb

Feisty Pets Halloween Black Cat Found Here

Feisty Pets Polar Bear – Karl The Snarl

Feisty Pets Polar Bear Found Here

Feisty Pets Pink Cat – Lady Monstertruck

Feisty Pets Pink Cat Found Here

Feisty Pets Guinea Pig – Cuddles Von Rumblestrut

Feisty Pets Guinea Pig Found Here

Feisty Pets Dog – Sammy Suckerpunch

Feisty Pets Grey Dog (Wolf) Found Here

Feisty Pets Bunny Rabbit – Vicky Vicious

Feisty Pets Bunny Found Here

Feisty Pets Monkey – Grandmaster Funk

Feisty Pets Monkey Found Here

Feisty Pets Blue Dog – Wreckingball

Feisty Pets Blue Dog Found Here

Feisty Pets Lion – Marky Mischief

Feisty Pets Lion Found Here

How To Use Feisty Pets

What you do with your own deranged monkey, cuckoo crazy cat, or ferocious-looking bundle of fluff is nobody’s business.  But if you don’t use Feisty Pets to scare the stuffing out of the men, women, and children you know (and even the ones you don’t), then you’re missing out on all the FUN!

In their deceivingly adorable form, Feisty Pets plush animals make soft and loving cuddle buddies.   At 8.5” tall, they are fairly small, but this makes them extremely easy to operate, even for younger kids. Just give them a squeeze behind the ears.

In their Freddy Krueger form, they are more frightening than any nightmare on Elm Street (or any street for that matter).  But it’s the Feisty Pets stuffed attitude and bipolar nature that make them simple, brilliant, and tons of fun!

Just remember, the Feisty Pets by William Mark may make you laugh, cry, or SCREAM!  Hug and squeeze at your own risk!

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