This year, I’ve put together some great ideas for awkward white elephant gifts that are sure to be a big hit. I hope they help anyone who needs a little “gift-giving inspiration” for all the Christmas work parties and white elephant gift exchanges taking place this holiday season.
Personally, I love white elephant gifts. When I ran the prefab shop for an electric company, we used to have a gift exchange every year at Christmas. I actually received a lot of useful gifts like tools, drill bits, flashlights, and other stuff that came in handy “on the job”. But today, I won’t be talking about useful white elephant gift ideas – at least not what you would typically consider useful.
Instead, I’m here to talk about awkward white elephant gift ideas. Ya know, the hilarious, silly, and somewhat inappropriate kind that everyone hopes they don’t open and then PRAYS it gets stolen when they do.
These fun white elephant gift ideas are sure to get a laugh and make people feel awkward (and maybe even a little dirty) for opening them! That makes them just about perfect, right?
Oh, and if you really want to double up the fun, be sure to wrap your gift in a funny prank box.
On This Page You'll Find
- The Gift Of Nothing
- Bag Of Unicorn Farts
- Duck Money Soap
- Weener Kleener Soap
- Drunk, Stoned, Or Stupid Party Game
- Dear Asshole Tear-Out Letters
- The Original Toilet Mug
- Subtle Butt – Disposable Gas Neutralizers
- Naughty White Elephant Gift Idea – Christmas Fundies – Festive Undies For Two
- Stress Balls
- White Elephant
- Prank Boxes
The Gift Of Nothing
The Gift Of Nothing Found Here – What better gift for a white elephant get-together than the gift of nothing. That’s right, with this gift you give people absolutely nothing, and they love you for it.
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Bag Of Unicorn Farts Found Here – 100% magical, majestic, and mythical, these unicorn farts taste like cotton candy. Yum?!?
Duck Money Soap
Duck Money Soap Found Here – Give this as a white elephant xmas gift and at least one person has no room to complain about the lack of a Christmas bonus this year.
Weener Kleener Soap
Weener Kleener Soap Found Here – Every man needs a cleaner wiener. What’s not to love? Ring toss anyone?
Drunk, Stoned, Or Stupid Party Game
Drunk Stoned Or Stupid Party Game Found Here – Who was drunk, stoned, or just plain stupid at the white elephant Christmas party? Well, now you’ll know.
Dear Asshole Tear-Out Letters
Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters To The Morons Who Muck Up Your Life Found Here – Let these lovely letters say everything you’ve wanted to say for years. Useful for just about everything.
The Original Toilet Mug
The Original Toilet Mug Found Here – This white elephant gift is definitely awkward. What a crap shoot!
Subtle Butt – Disposable Gas Neutralizers
Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers Found Here – I’m not sure which is more alarming: the fact that these actually exist or the fact that people seem to really like them.
Naughty White Elephant Gift Idea – Christmas Fundies – Festive Undies For Two
Christmas Fundies – Festive Undies For Two With Four Leg Holes Found Here – I really don’t have words for some things. This is one of those things. So I guess I’ll just say, “Have fundies with these.”
Stress Balls
Stress Balls Found Here – Hey, hey, simmer down. Don’t get all testy on me. Everything about handling these “stress balls” is awkward and hilarious, so don’t be shy. Pass them out to your girlfriends and give ’em a little squeeze. Doesn’t it feel great to handle someone else’s balls?
White Elephant
Large White Ceramic Elephant Figure Found Here – Well, that’s awkward! If anyone asks, just play dumb: “Isn’t this a white elephant gift exchange?”
Prank Boxes
Prank Pack Bathe & Brew Found Here – You’ll need a creative way to wrap your white elephant gift, and what better way than with a prank box? Lots of great ones to choose from!
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