Describe an armadillo, you say? Ok, how’s this: take a highly trained rat, deck it out in full-body armor, give it some front-foot weaponry, and send it off to war. That, my friend, is an armadillo!
My wildlife biologist buddy and self-proclaimed armadillo lover tells me the two species are not related. But I think he’s been fooled. That’s exactly what the rats want him to believe.
He can think what he wants, but there is no doubt in my mind armadillos are really just rats gearing up for war and secretly getting ready to take over the world. But, have no fear, I’m on to them! 🙂
In all seriousness though, armadillos are one of coolest and most unique creatures on the planet. Surprisingly, a “battle-ready rat” turns into a creature that is both incredibly odd-looking and downright cute at the same time. And there are plenty of fun and unique gifts for armadillo lovers that can attest to this.
But if you’re here looking for the best armadillo Christmas presents or armadillo themed gifts and gift ideas for birthdays and other occasions, just remember one thing…
The armadillo apocalypse is coming, so be ready, and don’t trust any rats. Your life may depend on it! 😉
I hope you enjoy these cute and unique gifts and gift ideas for armadillo lovers as much as I do!
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Armadillo Stuffed Animals & Plushes

Armadillo Themed Jewelry
Pewter Armadillo Necklace Found Here – This cute pewter armadillo pin was fashioned into a necklace to become a piece of wearable wildlife art. It’s meant to protect and keep safe anyone who wears it!
Lawn & Garden Armadillo Gifts


Funny Gifts For Armadillo Lovers
Texas Armadillo Droppings Delicious Dark Pralines Found Here – As a funny armadillo gift, these pralines are sure to get a big smile and a good laugh. Few can resist true Texas Armadillo droppings. YUM!
Miscellaneous Gifts For Armadillo Lovers

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